Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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