i think i have herpe
just one?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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