That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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