it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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