Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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