Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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