love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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