But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She announced her abortion via fbk
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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