did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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