Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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