He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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