Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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