Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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