weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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