Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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