4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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