kristin has been a bad kristin
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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