Heybabeimwearingurpanties
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I still have a little drunk in my system
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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