I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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