sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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