i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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