question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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