I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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