are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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