Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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