talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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