just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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