he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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