Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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