and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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