Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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