Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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