I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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