No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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