can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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