Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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