Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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