My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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