Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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