i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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