They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
