rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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