She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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