you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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