So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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