thus making me awesome and them whores
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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