There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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