and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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