Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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