Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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