What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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